Jesser

God tier man. He likes to take big dumps. He has a godlike dog and a long sick call him sally roommate... Kris. He has other roommates but they are broke boys so we don't worry about them. #LongLiveJesser

Blind Dude: Jesser is trash at basketball
Not Blind Dude: Yo.. SUCK IT AND GO TO HELL BLIND BOY NERD!!!

by Cancerous T-Rex February 12, 2019

Jebster

Alternative word for jebend when used to describe someone who is a bit of an idiot

Will: Connor can you stop being a jebster and put your seatbelt on

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer May 24, 2019

Jessers

A common/fun nickname for anyone who has a first name of Jess in it. It means fun, outgoing, crazy and good friend.

Can be nicknamed Jessers if your name is Jess, Jesse, Jessica, etc.

by Jess22 April 8, 2007

Jesterstar

Particularly annoying fucktardbelieved to be the original intended inspiration behind the phrase "Go kick rocks you fuckin fuckwit".

"George Bush is without a doubt one of the biggest Jesterstars I have ever come accross"

by Raoul Duke April 10, 2005

Jessetron

A very sexy, very l33t mutha fucka. It's ya boy.

Tod: You hear about Jessetron?
Jerry: I sure did, I hear he was a sexy mutha fucka.
Tod: Das real.

by Ya boi ya boi September 13, 2011

Jester

Sweet and kind person. Always willing to check up on their friends when they know they are feeling blue. Accepts what fate has for them and for them, violence is not an option.

"You are so sweet, such a Jester!"

by macandcheeseorbakedmac June 8, 2021

salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.

"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You

by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013