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Jersey Girl 

A girl who resides in the suburbs outside of New York City or Philadelphia. Usually very attractive due to the fact that daddy and mommy have high paying city jobs and they can buy extremely expensive clothes go tanning in the winter and drive brand new cars even though they cant drive for shit. They often resemble Gwen Stefani or Fergie. They think they are the shit, but have no personal independence at all.
dude, stay away from her she will empty out your bank account, that bitch is a Jersey Girl.
Jersey Girl by Vincent All June 18, 2008
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jersey girl 

Pyscho Drama Queen. These are the queen pyshco bitches of the country. They pray on the innocent and prefer guidos and wiggers and crappy hip hop. Thier big hair hides thier lack of common sense and where the scar was from the labotomy. You can find these nut cases in NYC wanna be hip hop clubs. They also have a superority complex.
Look its a Jersey Girl. Run!
jersey girl by Krodos August 29, 2005

Jersey Girl 

what's the difference between a jersey girl and trash???
trash get's picked up.
haha.

sorry to all the jersey girls, but i couldn't resist.
Jersey Girl by bobby the ba5tard October 2, 2006

jersey girl 

a spoiled bitch who whines about anything not in their favor because they are spoiled bitches who got everything handed to them as children
that bitch will not stop whining because she is a jersey girl
jersey girl by TomB3 May 13, 2007

Jersey Girl 

A girl who was born in Jersey obviously, although, a girl moving to Jersey could easily become one. They can be sweet and loving, and some of them are even stunning, but they are straight trash.

-Many common acts of a Jersey Girl include: dressing like trash, sweats, no shoes, sometimes even no bra or underwear; when a guy doesn't want to be bothered for one of many reasons (such as mad, tired, etc) and the girl tries to talk to him and he tells her to leave him alone, she will start to cry and/or look for a way to get attention; yelling or making fun of someone as they are walking by, have walked by, or are too far away to retaliate; can make fun of and/or talk about you but when you do so they cry or give you the silent treatment.

-Jersey Girls often try to act tough and develop an attitude, in which at this point it is appropriate for the guy to shout or possibly smack this bitch.

Not all, but a lot of these types of girl wish, talk about, or want to go to New York. When they get the chance to go, they often make a big deal of it by either: taking tons of pictures of what they see (cabs, buildings, etc); letting everyone in the fucking world know they are going to/in New York; finally decide to wear good clothes when going.

-Oh and by the way, a song with 'New York' in the title or lyrics is strictly for the state of New York and it's fellow New Yorkers and should not be blasted by fucking ugly, trashy, cunty girls AND guys from Jersey.
Girl: Anthony, what's wrong baby?
Anthony: Leave me alone.
Girl: Anthony! Please, tell me!
Anthony: ...
*Girl nudges him*
Girl: Talk to me, please!
Anthony: Shut the fuck up!
*Girl starts crying, friends come over and comfort her*

Jersey Girl: You're nose is big, haha.
Guy: Haha... k..
Jersey Girl: That cologne smells like bad breath.
Guy: Well you always smell like fucking giraffe shit.
Jersey Girl: Don't talk to me.

*Jersey Girl ignores everyone*
Jersey Girl by t0nydehtigeh January 9, 2010

jersey girl 

The girl that is with all the hockey guys. Not a slut, just loves hockey players.
You gonna get the jersey girl tonight?
jersey girl by jjjoseph July 19, 2009

jersey girl 

the act of a girl wearing push up bras to make her boobs look bigger. Only dates jersey guys because thats the only way to get action for sexual pleasure.
that girl ally andersen is the biggest jersey girl ever.
jersey girl by g3t b0d1113d up April 10, 2009