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Jerryism

The religion based on the person and teachings of Jerry, the Panda god, or his beliefs and practices.

No specific religious practices are practiced however, Jerry is known to live amoung us on Earth and all who acknowledge the many milenia year old panda are rewarded with a long and happy life.
Miranda, "What religion do follow?"
CJ, "Jerryism, but it's not just a religion. It is the definition of life. It frees ones soul."
by TheMouthOfJerry August 14, 2019
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Jerry Anderson

The weird band director of McDowell who walks around with his MacBook and says “Hi” to everyone he knows. You know when he’s coming because you’ll see a tall, bald guy with glasses who walks weirdly. If you see him, you should run because you know he’ll say something to you if you walk by him. Jerry can be funny, but also serious sometimes.
A: “Has anyone seen Jerry at all?”
*Jerry starts to make his way upstairs*
B: “HES ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS. RUN BEFORE JERRY ANDERSON SEES US.”
by jr_sxmnt December 20, 2019
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jerryleecooper

a. A self-proclaimed "computer guru" that gained a cult following after his ZDNet forum postings made the front page of Digg. See his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. The name for one who believes solely in the power of Microsoft. Denoucing Apple Inc. and completely ignorant of Linux.
JerryLeeCooper: "Vista is far more powerful than windows XP, and runs twice as fast. It is also much harder to pirate."
"Its clearly evident that Vista is the future. One only has to watch TV for a short period of time and see the advertising."
"Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
That sounds preposterous to me."
by SteveHo January 21, 2008
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Jerri

Always puts others first, the queen of kindness, full of empathy, pretty, funny, confident, and easy going. The best friend anyone could have. Loyalty and honesty are very important. Amazing lover and a true romantic. Full of love and wants to share it.
That’s a Jerri
by Just a Smitten Kitten July 15, 2018
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jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court
Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.
by theredneckhater April 21, 2006
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Jerrican

A: "we have no fuel anymore"
B: "Ok, I take the jerrican and I come back"
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"A jerrican and a match"
by JohnnyReb March 22, 2008
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jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers
i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams
by uncle sam December 8, 2004
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