Jarming

The art of jarming is a skill only acquired by compulsive liars (Jarmies), even though you can tell that they are lying they still proceed to jarm.

Father: Did you step in ding dang didly doo?

Jarmy: Naw

Father: I can clearly see the dog water on the bottom of your shoe.

Jarmy: No there isn't that's muck

Jarmy*Jarming, knowing well and truly that he stood in dog shit*

by The Skitter Man December 27, 2019

Jerking It

Another term for "doing alright", or "doing well", usually in relation to general small-talk. This slang is often used in New Jersey and surrounding areas. See example:

Ted: Oh, how's it going, man? How are you doing?
Alfonso: Oh, you know, man; Just jerking it.

Ted: Yeah, yeah, me too.

by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011

Jerking Off Steam

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

by F_TRES November 19, 2009

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

jerking your chain

To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves

Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mean it - I was just jerking your chain.

by Infohiker December 30, 2006

just jerking you off

A way to tell someone you are just joking or teasing with them.

Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"

Rj: "No way, really?"

Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."

by mikecox is huge March 24, 2010

jerking off

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

by Anonymous August 19, 2003