jerkumsiced

You jerk someone off so hard they become circumcised

I stroked Adam so hard I jerkumsiced him

by OneWordWonder73 June 3, 2023

Jenkum

The act of putting your shit in a jar, letting it ferment for a year then opening it and getting stoned ass high off the fumes.

Person 1: dude i just did my yearly Jenkum!

Person 2: lucky bastard, mines still fermenting!

by GooningEnthusiast June 5, 2024

Jerkumnavigate

To scroll through multiple different genres of porn or fetishes while masturbating, morally blinded by your horniness ultimately leading to something you wish you hadn't seen, much less came to.

"Yeah man, I was gooning so hard that I jerkumnavigated all the way to furry yiff!"

"That's sad, man."

by spacefaguettes November 23, 2025

gerup jekuping

The shit that celebrities do in their free time

Man I love gerup jekuping!!

by Frog 🐸 July 30, 2023