Definitions by spacefaguettes
opporgoonity
When a person spots a rare, fortunate, and occasionally immoral chance to masturbate in a situation where they typically wouldn't. For example, a public bathroom with stalls when nobody is around is a perfect opporgoonity.
"I can't believe I got away with choking my chicken on the living room couch! What a lucky opporgoonity!"
opporgoonity by spacefaguettes September 14, 2026
Jerkumnavigate
To scroll through multiple different genres of porn or fetishes while masturbating, morally blinded by your horniness ultimately leading to something you wish you hadn't seen, much less came to.
"Yeah man, I was gooning so hard that I jerkumnavigated all the way to furry yiff!"
"That's sad, man."
"That's sad, man."
Jerkumnavigate by spacefaguettes November 23, 2025