Jazz

Past tense of "Jizz"

Shat is to Shit as Jazz is to Jizz.

I just jazzed all over myself

by Jazzer17 October 07, 2009

Jazz

One or more cans of spraypaint

Just buying some jazz

by anon13a July 18, 2010

Jazz

Discordant, self-indulgent, masturbatory dross which passes for music.

Very popular with social workers, schoolteachers and other half-educated semi-professionals with a desire to sound sophisticated and multicultural.

Jazz fans will usually inform you that they like jazz, without you having to enquire.

Hi, I'm Simon, I'm cool, like jazz.

by Duke of Wellington July 09, 2004

Jazz

A shortened, code version of the phrase, "EAT YA ASS!!!". One must say the previous words in quotes very fast to transform this beautiful act into "Jazz". Often a code used by guys in reference to surrounding woman who may be privileged of receiving a good old fashioned "Jazzin".

For example...

Money Mike: "Sup baby you lookin to JAZZ tonight?"

Stupid Dunk Bitch: "Haha! You are soooo funny! OMG!!! I just smoked the wrong end of a cigarette!"

Money Mike: "Oh man I just wanna grab dem big u'll butt cheeks and JAZZ witch ya all night...just dont fart bitch."

by Rizzob!!! October 13, 2009

Jazz

1. to go some where
2. look sharp

1. I'm going to jazz over to the club in a minute

2. You got all jazzed up tonight!

by crass auto May 19, 2004

Jazz

1. Nature's way of saying you stuck your fingers into an electical socket

2. Taking un necessary risk just for the fun of the outcome, wether good or bad.

B.A.: Hanabal's on the Jazz again

by Local lunatic May 13, 2005

Jazz

Pornography, grumble, bongo

I pulled the middle out of my wang while "reading" my jazz mag

by Phil hebden September 23, 2004