janitor

A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.

"Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."

by RAWasHELL September 13, 2006

Janitor

It’s DAX... What Dax always brings up in his songs or should I say freestyles and remixes

Person: Hey did you attend Fouseys Hate Dies Love Arrives concert
Human: Oh yea didn’t Dax perform and bring up his bs story about being a JANITOR

by Mr. 69420 March 14, 2020

Janitorus Interruptus

When you are boinking someone in your office and you have to abort the proceedings before completing the act because the janitor is coming to empty the trash or sweep the carpet.

"I was nailing the new receptionist on my desk last Thursday when I heard Charlie rustling the trash bins resulting in the dreaded janitorus interruptus."

by college professor September 14, 2008

janitor water

A drink, invented at Princeton University by a priscologist, that looks remarkably similar to janitor water with its greenish hue. Such a concoction involves filling 1/5 of the glass with root beer, 3/5 with blue Powerade, and 1/5 with Sprite.

Joe: Hey, I'm going to grab some drinks, anyone want anything?
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.

Girl: Ewwww, what is that? Why would you drink that?
Guy: It's called janitor water, it's too manly for you.

by speakerboxgirl January 20, 2011

jailon

There the most caring person u will ever meet and loved and the most cutest person and very cool to talk to and able to listen to you

OMG have u talked to jailon

by Light_skin January 1, 2016

janlord

Janlord is someone who is very dependable and brave. He can be very loud and outgoing, but he is very loyal to the person that he loves. He may often times be misunderstood by those who don’t truly know him because he can be a bully, but he really means no harm. A person like him is very hardworking and finds a way to help the people around him. If you have a Janlord in your life, please understand that even though he loves you so much he finds it hard to express it through words. He might not be too romantic, but he’s absolutely the one you would want to spend the rest of your life with and be the father of your kids.

If you see someone so hot, he must be Janlord!

by thewildone0707 June 7, 2021

Janitor guy

From the movie “Willy’s wonderland” janitor guy is the main character who is just buff and will absolutely murder anything in his way. Doesn’t talk, just violence. Mess with him and you’ll be dead before he can even look at you.

“Help me, I accidentally upset janitor guy, I can here the footsteps.”

by Stop_Watch07 November 25, 2021