Jagoop

Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.

Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.

by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Wang Jangle

A saying made by the you-tuber: YouSuckAtCooking, which means to mix together.
He often uses this phrase instead of saying mix/stir .

"ya now you just gonna, want to wang jangle all that together."

by KarateCandy12 October 24, 2018

Hoe-Jangles

A gal or guy who like vintage cowboy (see The Good, The Bad and The Ugly) and being a skanky cum dumpster #siphoe #hotbigben

The girl is such a Hoe-Jangles, her pussy has seen more wieners than ketchup!
The earth is 70% water and Hoe-Jangles is still thirsty for deez nuts!

by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

Jaggot

Noun/verb: Jake + Faggot combined into a taco flavor. Usually you call someone a Jaggot when their name is Jake.

Jake, you're being a Jaggot again. Stop Jaggoting around!

by Outrustled April 21, 2017

Jingle-jangle

A fun drug that’s only sold in Riverdale that can make you stay up for days! In more ways than one.

A ginger: “dude I hear you sell drugs I need some to stay up?“
Dude: “bro I got you I’ll sell you some jingle-jangle“

by Twaggy October 27, 2017

Wang Jangler

1. A tool used as a whisk to mix ingredients during cooking.

2. A prostitute.

1. "Have you seen my wang jangler?"

2. "I oughtta smack the shit outta that wang jangler for sneakin' cash behind my ass!"

by somestupiddegenerate January 1, 2018

jangle fucked

A situation that involves several entities that are in disarray to the highest degree.

Because my computer, Iphone, and WiFi were all down, everything was just jangle fucked.

by Hookster479 March 14, 2017