fake jamaican

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007

Jamaican Truck Stop

When you shove your whole entire foot up someone’s ass, and proceed to turn your foot at a whole 90° angle, while inside.

Did you hear what happened last week?

No?
While hanging with the boys last week Justin gave Trent a Jamaican Truck stop.

Oh shit!! No way!

by Billy ooo February 14, 2020

Jamaican lamb's wool

weed (usually in large quantities), often used in kevin smith media....movies, cartoons, comics..

Cop busted us for two pounds of Jamaican lamb's wool

by yardobeef December 28, 2007

Jamaican Relay

The act of passing a joint whilst walking at brisk pace.

Boys, I think it's time for a Jamaican Relay.

by I don't give a fuck holy shit! August 2, 2010

Jamaican Cigarette

A marijuana blunt rolled thin and short to the relative size of a cigarette.

Vince: "Let's roll a blunt!"
Nate: "Okay, but I only have enough weed for a jamaican cigarette."

by Cornweezy January 3, 2011

jamaicanist

When u disrespect or mock the jamaican culture (made by kayfaya😍)

Khadija is jamaicanist bc whenever she sees more than one Jamaican person she says they’re related

by bowbowmonkey December 18, 2021

Jamaican Swirlee

When one takes a liquid shit in a toilet, and then bobs for apples in the toilet, while a Jamaican does them from behind.

“Grandma, why didn’t you answer the phone last night?”

“Sorry sweetie, I was busy getting a Jamaican Swirlee!”

by JaltonMhrite5569 April 27, 2022