Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

Jaunty Jalopies

men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*

Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies.

by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy May 18, 2011

Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 5, 2022

whopper jalopy

things that are whacky/ out of this world

everything is all whopper jalopy today at the office!

by dentalbabes December 7, 2022

Sloppy Jalopy

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.

It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.

by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025

Jalopy

A sloppy blow job

Rasputin" Hannah give me a jalopy for my birth day comrade"

by Otto January 29, 2017

Jalopi Boi

one who likes to self suck

Bro one: "lmao look at the jalopi bois chat"

Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,

Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand

by YA MAMMMZ October 3, 2019