jalapeño

A baby javelina.

Aww, it’s just a little jalapeño!

by Elikabeth October 28, 2021

Jalapeño jay

A woman who has Siracha stuck in her teeth and gives a guy a blowjob is a jalapeño jayer

Guy 1: I was at a party and This girl gave me a jalapeño jay!
Guy 2: didn’t that burn??
Guy 1: a little bit but she was sooo hit

by Bitchwhore223445 January 14, 2024

Jalapeño autistic

Somebody low on the autism spectrum. Similar to the placement of a jalapeño on the Scoville scale for measuring hot peppers.

"I'm not maxed out in the autism, I'm more jalapeño autistic."

by GKH1220 October 25, 2022

jalapeño dad

Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle

He's a jalapeño dad.

by Rwafeesa July 16, 2016

jalapeño lick

Licking the vagina after rubbing jalapeño sauce on your lips.

"Dude I jalapeño licked this girl so hard last night"

by Krunpas November 14, 2016

Jalapeño Coleslaw

J. Cole’s real name.

Person 1: My fav song is wet dreamz
Person 2: By J. Cole??
Person 1: Yeah but I like to call him by his full name, Jalapeño Coleslaw

Person 2: Homie wtf

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

Jalapeño Popper

Insert pepper into. Anus pull it out. Then with freshly seasones asshole. Fill it with natural cream cheese

John made a Jalapeño Popper in sam

by Bukake lord August 12, 2022