joner

when your jeans fold creating a boner look thing

“woah! i have a terrible joner rn look at my jeans”

“look at her joner”

by Alexis Ashworth 🤭 April 29, 2022

Joner

A contemptuous term, also known as a slur, for a "thing" named or called "Jonah."

Jonahist: Shut up, JONER!
Jonah: DON'T CALL ME JONER!

by Universal Definitions June 11, 2024

Joner

It’s when your boner breaks through your skin and it becomes a Joner!

Doctor:This man’s boner became a joner!

by Wingle3000 November 19, 2022

Joner

Influenced by a tall, muscular, hunk of a man named Jonah, it is the sexual arousal to a tall German man with glasses and chaotic hair. Usually used by males, but can also be used by females.

Guy1: Wow that dude is so suave
Guy2: I know, I think I'm getting a Joner.

by Skylor_Is_Lumayan March 9, 2022

Joner

A male friend who is not always kind to you although they deeply care about you it is just not shown.

I love my Joner.

by Jonersfriend April 4, 2025

Joner

Hot and Sexy Man, ultimate cucker and pussy slayer

"OMG is that Joner"
"he is so hot that I just came in my pants"

by DefinatlyNotCActus July 30, 2021

Joner

A boner you got from looking at a person named jonah.

When Jonah walked in the room I got a joner.

by Ballsaq123 November 30, 2022