Jocelyn is the best person in this entire universe. She’s a beautiful, talented, sophisticated young lady with the most delicious body. Most people are jealous of her because every guy wants her. All of her exes regret not putting up with her. She also rejects a ton of boys, so you’re lucky if she gives you a chance. She’s shy at first, but as you get close to her, she’ll show her true self. She excels at piano and volleyball. People will most likely say she will become a successful woman. She’s very goofy and will always give you a wonderful time. She’ll build you up when you’re upset. She’ll be there for you when you’re feeling lonely because she’s the best. Jocelyn keeps her social circle small. If you happen to be in that circle, you wouldn’t want to leave because you won’t get back in. Although she appears to be rude or mean, she’s just an honest person who cares more about the truth than hurting feelings. She tends to correct others and rub her intelligence in everyone’s face. Don’t get into an argument with her because she’s amazing at providing proof. But overall she’s perfect and easy to fall for.
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Sometimes referred to as “JTR” or “Joel el Rollo”, Joel is a famous roller best known for his ability to roll literally anything.
His hobbies include rolling things, sometimes putting said rolled things into his system, and hanging out with his girlfriend Grace.
Special talents include underwater sex and scoring the lowest on a gay test.
He’s the roll.
Sometimes referred to as “JTR” or “Joel el Rollo”, Joel is a famous roller best known for his ability to roll literally anything.
His hobbies include rolling things, sometimes putting said rolled things into his system, and hanging out with his girlfriend Grace.
Special talents include underwater sex and scoring the lowest on a gay test.
He’s the roll.
Grace: Hey Joel(The Roll) can you roll this for me?
Joel The Roll: Of course baby, that’s my specialty! Just roll it over here as I always say.
Joel The Roll: Of course baby, that’s my specialty! Just roll it over here as I always say.
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First shown in episode 1 of Ace and Jocleyn.
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Ace and Jocelyn, Ace and Jocelyn, from space and Jocelyn astronauts accountants coming to your face, if you love that shit say: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah-HEY!
mom close the door!
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mom close the door!
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Person 1: dang Kellie got lucky finding Jocelyn
Person 2: I know she’s so amazing
Person 1: I hope I can find someone even half as amazing as a Jocelyn
Person 2: I know she’s so amazing
Person 1: I hope I can find someone even half as amazing as a Jocelyn
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where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent
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