JeBron Lames

A basketball player hyped up on HGH and is over dramatic when he doesn't get a foul call his way or falls down.

If JeBron Lames would quit whining and just play, perhaps Cleveland could win a championship.

by The1DickBastard January 26, 2010

Jo Bro Ho

A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:

All of the Jonas Brothers' albums

Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them

and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.

All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.

by wildblues November 23, 2009

jabroney

A very specific type of douchebag. Usually they can be seen constantly smoking from a vape pen all day, and they drive shitty cars with subwoofers, fancy rims and any other misappropriated car mod. On their downtime they're usually drinking monster energy drinks and playing call of duty. Most of them are unemployed.

Look at these jabroneys leaving the vape pen shop.

by mcswaggerr March 2, 2015

jobromance

a romance with the jonas brothers.
a combonation of the words jobro and romance.

catherine- i have an official jobromance after listening to their cd!

by catherinelovesjoenickkevin(: August 4, 2008

Jabroni

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.

Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

Jbrowned

Verb.

The act in which a normal, casual conversation becomes an awkward and uncomfortable exchange of rambling, incoherent, or "creepy" ideology. Often brought on by an uninvited third party.

Dave was talking to his mother when Jason came along and Jbrowned everything into a discussion about mad cow disease and the World Bank.

by D Stahled April 10, 2008

jobjob

n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)

I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.

by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004