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jelly roller

a guy with a beard that usually has leftovers in it from yesterday's lunch (beef sandwich). he has a rather large mole 2 inches to the right of his beefy beard.
he rolls jelly for a living, and his jelly has a beefy taste to it. possibly because of his beard..

jelly mainly put on bicuits or burnt toast.

.................booty
Dan: hey! look at that jelly roller!
Dave: ew, he smells like beef.
by bloooooooober July 31, 2009
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jelly donut roller

The queen bee, an alpha female who is the object of envy and jealousy. One who rises above petty issues.
That Loretta is a real Jelly Donut roller. She keeps her bitches check.
by LoLo2B October 30, 2011
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jolly rolling

When A male is masturbating in a bathtub full of water and his Semen is floating in the tub the man spins the semen around and sucks it into his own mouth and drinks it
“Hey bro are you into jolly rolling?” Or “hey honey I wanna try something called jolly rolling” or “this dude looks like the type of guy to jolly roll in his mamas bathtub”
by Banana peals October 11, 2017
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jellyroll

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
by heptune June 15, 2006
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Jellyrolled

Jellyrolled eats the pie.
by Pants July 10, 2003
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surprise jellyroll

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut
"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
by Jake March 26, 2004
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Jellyrolling

The act of massaging ones penis in between the rolls of fat of an overweight individual in order to receive sexual gratification.
Bertha was so fat that Billy often found jellyrolling to be a more pleasurable pursuit than the act of coitus, especially when she wanted to be on top.
by Zachariah1043 January 27, 2008
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