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JackSucksAtLife

Big ladies man who attracts women by flexing his playbuttons.
JackSucksAtLife is well fit, innit?
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JackSucksAtLife

a lovely bloke. likes to bully little kids on minecraft and likes to shove kazoos as far down his throat as possible. also likes to hump on plants and has mooshons of his three editors that he loves so much in his background
person 1- “did you see JackSucksAtLife bullying kids on his second channel?”
person 2- “not yet, but i have saw him hump a plant and play pop up pirate recently!”
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JackSucksAtLife's wee wee bush

JackSucksAtLife’s wee wee bush is the bush that a famous English YouTuber, JackSucksAtLife, “wee-wee’d” in when he was doing an in real life GeoGuesser video in a celebration of the channel “Don’t subscribe” reaching 700 thousand subscribers.
Hey did you hear the news about JackSucksAtLife’s wee wee bush?
What news?
JackSucksAtLife's wee wee bush wee wee bush was marked on google maps!
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JackSucksAtLife

Jack Massey Welsh (born: June 24, 1996 age 25) better known online as JackSucksAtLife, is an english youtuber with over 2 million subscribers, most known for his world records and his channels, including the play buttons he got off of it.

Between 2013-2015, Jack was actually known for his Minecraft content, under another name (JackSucksAtMinecraft) and he didn't own many channels, the only channels he owned at that time (not including TDD41) were JackSucksAtMinecraft, SamSmellsOfApricots, ejsafc, SamSmellsOfApricot and JackMasseyWelsh, now he has way more channels tho.

JackSucksAtMinecraft is now JackSucksAtLife and, he has new channels such as (Don't Subscribe not included): JackSucksAtStuff, Jack Massey Welsh (not to be confused with his old channel), JackSucksAtGeography, JackSucksAtPopUpPirate, turd boi420, JackSucksAtClips, JacksEpicYoutubeChannelFullOfFunTimesAndFunHiRickX, JackSucksAtEspañol, No Context JackSucksAtLife and... i am not even gonna write it here, phew that was a mouth full...

But anyway, MrBeast himself also created a channel called Don't Subscribe, where he gave Jack 10 cents every time the channel received a subscriber (up to 1,000,000 subscribers). Despite popular belief, Jack does not have access to this channel. The channel hit 1 million subscribers on August 8, 2021, and when the channel hit that milestone Jack wrapped his Tesla pink. F**king pink, to be more exact.

Oh and also, some believe he humped a plant, probably true.
P1: Hey, what's JackSucksAtLife's real name?
P2: Oh, it's Jack Massey Welsh.
by EBtPGyt May 29, 2022
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JackSucksAtLife

"jacksucksatlife" is just as the name suggests – struggling with life in general. From big life stuff to everyday tasks, they seem to have a hard time. Whether it's important life things or regular daily activities, they don't do well. Dealing with life seems to give them a tough time. Even basic things like getting through the day or doing what needs to be done turn into problems for them. This constant struggle is kind of annoying and can be a headache to watch. We all have tough moments, but "jacksucksatlife" turns those moments into a lifestyle. Life isn't always easy, and they make it even harder, which is kind of dull to see. It's a reminder that life has its challenges, and even simple things can be tough. Overall, watching their situation might make you feel sorry for them and wonder how life can be so complicated, but they can probably get more play buttons than you, or even read more analytics than you, or even hump more plants than you, or even have their camera die, or even corrupt more than you, they even manage to lose wall space quicker than you, me, your dad, your mum, even most of everyone else on this planet.
You: "jacksucksatlife" is just as the name suggests – struggling with life in general. From big life stuff to everyday tasks, they seem to have a hard time. Whether it's important life things or regular daily activities, they don't do well. Dealing with life seems to give them a tough time. Even basic things like getting through the day or doing what needs to be done turn into problems for them. This constant struggle is kind of annoying and can be a headache to watch. We all have tough moments, but "jacksucksatlife" turns those moments into a lifestyle. Life isn't always easy, and they make it even harder, which is kind of dull to see. It's a reminder that life has its challenges, and even simple things can be tough. Overall, watching their situation might make you feel sorry for them and wonder how life can be so complicated, but they can probably get more play buttons than you, or even read more analytics than you, or even hump more plants than you, or even have their camera die, or even corrupt more than you, they even manage to lose wall space quicker than you, me, your dad, your mum, even most of everyone else on this planet.
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by JWDEV August 23, 2023
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JackSucksAtLife

JackSucksAtLife is a British YouTuber who has surpassed a million followers. He was originally known has JackSucksAtMinecraft but has since then changed his name. He has 3 other channels: JackSucksAtStuff, JackSucksAtGeography, and turdboi420. You can find Jack's channel here: youtube.com/JackSucksAtLife
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by ZachDGow May 8, 2020
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JAckSucksAtLife

Son, you JAckSucksAtLife

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