jamba juice engineer

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.

dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.

by kgthelion October 23, 2010

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Sweet Mamba Jamba

Only the greatest exclamation there ever was! "Sweet Mamba Jamba" is an utterance that captures the speaker's extreme awe, whether the object that inspired such amazement is for good or for ill.

(After spying a particularly well-endowed woman) "Sweet mamba jamba, I want to mount and ride her like the Pony Express."

(Upon seeing ugly, ugly female parts) "Sweet mamba jamba, I will never eat roast beef again."

by JerseyBoyKeith August 25, 2010

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Mexican Jamba Juice

Cocktail of fish bits, lime juice and tomato juice. Used as a substitute for Spanish Fly.

Tracey preferred her Mexican Jamba Juice with ice, whereas Gabby loved hers with salt. No matter, either way, the Mexican Jamba Juice has the same effect on all women.

by J. Blunt November 21, 2007

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Jamba broei sasa lan

Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is een cult waarbij de volgers geloven in de god: Jamba Broei Sasa Lan.
De volgers van de cult beweren dat deze god 4 symbolen Heeft gecreëerd: Grolsch, sigaretten, frituur en racisme.
Om je bij deze cult aan te sluiten moet je voldoen aan 3 eisen: je moet minstens 3 bier op kunnen, minstens een pakje marlboro per dag oproken en kkr veel frituren.

Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is de grootste, meest racistische cult die er bestaat

by October 29, 2020

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