Cum Delivery

When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later

Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?

by Mr.Diddler March 05, 2019

Homie delivery

When you ask a friend to deliver something to your home.

Me: Did you get that bottle of vodka for tonight?
Her: Just asked a friend for a homie delivery!

by Bibtan July 20, 2020

Delivery Ward

Another name for the restroom. The shitter.

I gotta stop by the delivery ward. I got a brown baby starting to crown.

The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.

by Dick Onchin January 11, 2021

login delivery

The act of opening several internet windows (or tabs) and logging in to several different sites, one after the other.

I usually open three IE tabs and make a login delivery.

by HubbyNight September 14, 2010

Royal delivery

When 5 guys cum in each hole on a girls face and then she suffocates

I’m not sure but I think she wants a “royal delivery”

by Tassive mit May 09, 2023

Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

by milkBAKE February 13, 2020

delivery boy

Similar to the sex stunt, "The Danza", The Delivery Boy is performed when a guy is having sex with a girl from behind.
Other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.

As the dude is about to cum he announces "DING DONG", imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.

When the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (Yes, a real slice of pizza)

After the 'pizza slap' occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the 'delivery' has been made:

"Here's the extra sauce!" (...and proceed to ejaculate)

Feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.

"Dude, she wakes me and starts sucking my dick. We had that pizza on the table from last night...I couldn't help but do the "Delivery Boy" on her!"

by Study a Broad January 16, 2008