daddy issues

the result of having a messed up or non existent relationship with your father causing you to be attracted to older men

Abigail has daddy issues , that’s why she’s in love with a 39 year old .

by josephmorganswife516 July 24, 2020

I have issues

The first step towards recovery.

Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues."
Guy B: No shit.

by Psycho_Panda May 24, 2008

Mommy issues

From my perspective it’s just knowing that she obviously favors my sibling more. When i try to speak my feels out to her she ignores it or blames it on me, she also yells.. a lot at me for the littlest things possible. Having mommy issues is like having a mom who likes to hurt you and drain your mental health but claims it’s because she “cares about you” in conclusion it’s having a really shitty relationship with your mom.

Person 1: Yeah my mom completely lashed out on me and told me i was disappointed but her way of apologizing was “It’s because I care about you”

Person 2: Yeah you have Mommy issues.

by pleasestop10 August 17, 2021

Daddy issues

When a girl has an absent father and talks to multiple guys for attention and usually falls for guys tht are toxic and treat her badly, because she didn’t have that father figure in her life to teach her how a guys is supposed to treat women.

Kate has daddy issues this is the 10th Shitty guy she’s talking to

by Kaylow November 22, 2020

Daddy issues

When a female is attracted to older men who show maturity and are caring. This "older man" may also be there to talk to her about her problems like a father would a daughter. This man may also have some toxic traits like being alcholic or addicted to anything for that matter. He may also be taller and wiser and there to comfort her when needed also there to lay down "ground rules" or strict advice.

Shes only with him because of her daddy issues.

by Sarahbaters January 20, 2021

skill issues

evan has skill issues he is bad at fortnite

evan: BRO HES HACKING BRO ITS LAG BRO BRO BRO
luke: you know what that sounds like
remi:skill issues

by Bigmacmccumslapcheeseburgurdil September 25, 2021

issuette

Normally used within a business environment, when someone (usually your boss!) wants to dress up an what's essentially an 'issue' or 'problem' they'll call it an 'issuette'.

Big Boss : Minion, I've got a small 'issuette' for you to deal with.

Minion : Oh gee, thanks very much.

by VinCheesel August 28, 2010