irrational clark lust

Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.

Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.

by WaterMillions July 27, 2011

Irate Gamer

A douchebag that thinks he is the best thing to happen since the XBOX 360. He rips of the Angry Video Game Nerd countless times, and thinks saying the exact same thing as the AVGN is hilarious.
See Also: Douchebag

Fag: Have you seen the new Irate Gamer vid?
Smart Person: No, he's a douche.
Fag: IM GAY!!!

by Alex Briggs October 4, 2008

Israa

Israas are known for their bodies, eyebrows, eyes and hair. Israas are usually queens and chase after no one. Boys try hard to win her, so if u have an Israa keep her!! Israa's are gorgeous, really nice, kind, open-hearted and forgiving. Israa's only care about the people they like, and throw the rest out.

Damn, look at that ass! It must be an Israa.

Never lose an Israa!

by Bobi697 October 23, 2016

irrationallyexcusive

Someone who is always making excuses, but all excuses seem to be irrational, or easily proved wrong on the basic premise of the excuse itself.

I assign a new user to a system, then when they can't access the system, I see that the password I issued has a double S instead of one S. Being irrationallyexcusive, I blame the keyboard for adding the additional S to the password.

by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014

Isra

Sweet, warm hearted, loves making new friends, has a short temper. Mostly involved with martial arts. If you break her she breaks you.
Sensitive af but hides it
Confused with life, known for being funny or “a weird kid”
Sarcastic

isra: hihi hihiii
Boy: shuuuuush

by I take in little kiddies November 23, 2019

Ishrat

The girl you never give up on. You will try again and again because you know that once you lose her you will never find a girl like her again. If you do lose her there will be this void in your heart only she can fill.

Bob: Who is that girl over there I think I'm in love!
Joe: Oh, man thats Ishrat forget about it she's out of your league.

by Hexedfallen March 2, 2016

Israel

A country that thinks it’s Superman, but is actually Homelander.

“Dealing with Israel is like being in a relationship with an abuser. He F**** you up, and then acts like it’s your fault.”

-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.

by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023