Thoughts one has while trying to get to sleep. Usually it keeps them up at night, whether it be because of stress, fear, endearment, or without an explanation.
"Dude, Rebecca has been giving me insomnia thoughts."
"Dude, me too."
"Like dude where's my sleep, you know."
"I know, dude. I know."
"Dude, me too."
"Like dude where's my sleep, you know."
"I know, dude. I know."
by I love cows. August 2, 2018
Get the Insomnia Thoughts mug.Those who claim to be an insomniac largely fall into two distinct categories.
Firstly, those who are genuinely and tragically afflicted by the inability to sleep.
Secondly, the fucking idiot emo wannabes who simply stay up past their bed time whining on myspace rather than actually trying to sleep.
Around 99% of all teenagers who claim to have insomnia are lying, attention seeking fucksticks who are so uninteresting, they have to make up something like insomnia to give them some kind of "edge".
Most people with insomnia will not discuss it as lightly as those people who fake it.
Firstly, those who are genuinely and tragically afflicted by the inability to sleep.
Secondly, the fucking idiot emo wannabes who simply stay up past their bed time whining on myspace rather than actually trying to sleep.
Around 99% of all teenagers who claim to have insomnia are lying, attention seeking fucksticks who are so uninteresting, they have to make up something like insomnia to give them some kind of "edge".
Most people with insomnia will not discuss it as lightly as those people who fake it.
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Genuine sufferer: Sorry, I couldn't sleep.
AS OPPOSED TO
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Emo Twat: Dude I'm a fucking insomniac, I can't fall asleep until like 4am every night. It's so lonely, and yet beautiful at that time, I just feel so at peace with the world.... oh yeah, here, I wrote this poetry for you.
Genuine sufferer: Sorry, I couldn't sleep.
AS OPPOSED TO
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Emo Twat: Dude I'm a fucking insomniac, I can't fall asleep until like 4am every night. It's so lonely, and yet beautiful at that time, I just feel so at peace with the world.... oh yeah, here, I wrote this poetry for you.
by Squiff March 9, 2007
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Inability to shut off the brain.
Failure to tone down or turn off the noise in your head.
Sleeplessness that results from thoughts that are captured in a continuous segue, e.g., the wikipedia snowball effect.
Insomnia nights can make your brain physically hurt the next day.
Failure to tone down or turn off the noise in your head.
Sleeplessness that results from thoughts that are captured in a continuous segue, e.g., the wikipedia snowball effect.
Insomnia nights can make your brain physically hurt the next day.
JJ's Definition of insomnia: My brain in wikipedia mode.
Couldn't sleep again last night....Couldn't shut off my brain.
Insomnia: I took the red pill last night.
Couldn't sleep again last night....Couldn't shut off my brain.
Insomnia: I took the red pill last night.
by Turn Yourself Around October 18, 2008
Get the insomnia mug.The disorder in which one falls asleep very late and awakens very early. Even though the person may desire sleep he or she is simply unable to find that sweet sweet state of dream-land until the wee (thats right, I said "wee") hours of the morning.
Ive had insomnia for the past four years, I dont fall asleep until around 5:30 and I wake up at 7:15.
Jackass: Man I slept so good last night after the concert, I was asleep as soon as I got in bed.
Person with insomnia (me): I hate you more than life itself.
Jackass: Man I slept so good last night after the concert, I was asleep as soon as I got in bed.
Person with insomnia (me): I hate you more than life itself.
by Livs en Reise December 28, 2005
Get the insomnia mug.by Breana August 31, 2005
Get the insomnia mug.Insomnia is a cruel joke.
insomnia is a sleep disorder. even when you're dead tired, you cant sleep.
i have insomnia. last night i got to sleep at 4:30. i have to wake up at 5:20. every day i drink enormous amounts off caffeine. i still walk around like a zombie.
insomnia is a sleep disorder. even when you're dead tired, you cant sleep.
i have insomnia. last night i got to sleep at 4:30. i have to wake up at 5:20. every day i drink enormous amounts off caffeine. i still walk around like a zombie.
every morning in homeroom, this girl asks me how i slept, while telling me how she went right to sleep right away.
idiot in homeroom: hey, how'd you sleep? i slept greeeat.
me: i have insomnia. leave me alone.
idiot in homeroom: hey, how'd you sleep? i slept greeeat.
me: i have insomnia. leave me alone.
by <xinsomniacx> April 17, 2008
Get the insomnia mug.Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.
Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!
by Oz January 18, 2005
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