pity invite

An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.

When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.

by tcornsimp January 14, 2008

Invictus

The latin word for "Invincible".

It is also the title of the popular optimist poem by William Ernest Henley.

Have you read the poem called Invictus?

by Robert Compton July 18, 2006

non-invite

when a person brings up an event or happening and follows it with a statement about why a person would not like it or want to go.

I'm going to this party this weekend but there will be freshman there so you probably wouldn't like it.
or
I knew it was a non-invite when she brought it up then told me immediately afterward I wouldnt like it because I wouldnt like the music.

by Silent_Rob April 6, 2007

Invertagina

1. When a girl pulls her labia outwards to their full extension, and then places them into a penis pump. She will then pump until she can pump no longer, at which point she will double tie(or as many as needed) a rubber band around the lips forming a structure similar in shape to a limp penis.

2.It is the antonym of a mangina

Cindy fucks Steve's mangina with her invertagina thus allowing neither of them to get off.

by pearljammers August 9, 2009

Inverted Sloth

The act of masturbating, or performing other sexual acts while hanging upside down.

Dude! I totally just walked in on my roommate doing an inverted sloth on the loft!

by Its late... December 2, 2009

Inverted Fuckboy

A guy who likes and encourages your romantic attention but sends mixed signals when it comes to whether he feels romantically towards you. The inverted fuckboy will communicate with you multiple times throughout the day, disclose very personal information to you, flirt non-stop, and openly talk about sex but he will NOT make a move to kiss or have sex with you. Unlike the regular fuckboy, the inverted fuckboy will not use you for your body, but for all the other perks of a romantic relationship. Both types of fuckboys, however, refuse to label their relationships or to commit to a romantic interest.

Girl 1: "He's driving me crazy; it's like we're in a relationship except that he never tries to sleep with me!"
Girl 2: "He sounds like the poster child for inverted fuckboys."

by thotbot2.0 July 22, 2018

Red invitation

An invitation to any event that is made by a distant associate circumventing a closer associate who may be uncomfortable with the invitation.

When older brother invites younger brother's girlfriend to family Christmas via Facebook, without younger brother's approval or knowledge, she has recieved a "red invitation".

by Slow moe Joe January 9, 2009