Internet

A great place for insecure people

lets send mean things and mean comments about pointless videos and websites with the internet!

by mycowmoos:) January 17, 2011

Internet Disco

When a person disconnects due to Internet issues.

Gamer #1: *Disconnects*
Gamer #2: Bröther what happened?
Gamer #1: Internet Disco
Gamer #2: lmao fix your Internet

by slavicpies December 9, 2018

Internet rabbit hole

When you stay up late at night on the internet, browsing random topics that lead you from one site to another, until you wind up in some weird part of the web.

Last Saturday night, I ended up in a Internet rabbit hole due to going from one site to the next.

by Assassin aprentice March 5, 2017

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

by Kappa// August 21, 2016

pre-internet

Before the internet.

When people still spoke to each other in person, and weren't as socially awkward and scared of confrontation.
And people were less self-aggrandizing and focused on living a faux life online.
Back when 'politically correct' wasn't as rampant.

THEN (Pre-Internet):

In person:
"Hey Sally, let's go on a date!"
"Sure thing Mark!"

NOW (Post-Internet):

On a computer:
"Unnghhffff huhhhh....(LIKE)"
"Hey there, thanks for the like! Please follow me and comment on how much you like the breakfast I had every day, and exclaim how intelligent and attractive I am - or claim to be online!" "And don't ever have a different opinion than me on anything, otherwise I will mute/block you, and I may fall into depression because I have no coping mechanism!"
"...."

Ex: No 'Kip Drordys' before the internet.

by John Nostalgia July 11, 2014

Internet Band-Aid

When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.

Half of all female Facebook users utilize internet band-aids.

by thisplacesucksass March 16, 2014

Internet arrogance

The kind of arrogance that stems from the feeling of having seen everything on the internet, so that nothing is new or cool anymore. A symptom is the constant use of the word "old".

"Have you heard about *insert news from 2 seconds ago*?"
"Old"
"Classic case of internet arrogance"

by Spidi April 18, 2010