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Interceptions
Interceptions are when a taller person stands in front of a shorter person who throws a ball and they get in the way .
by 1urbanize2 November 10, 2019
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intercept course

Intercept course, or interception course, is a term used in warfare of all kinds: ground, air, and sea. It refers to moving in a direction towards where the enemy is heading, instead of where the enemy is.
"Plot an intercept course on that vessel. She's moving east by southeast at a rate of 30 knots per second."

"We'll be trailing behind them if we don't make an interception course. Aim for the direction where they are going."
by AJ Deadshow December 21, 2023
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Interceptext

The ability to receive all text messages from any desired phone number
Whatcha out for her! She is down with interceptext!
by Kelsonic July 20, 2024
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InterceptSpaceTime

a genuine good guy, he's always there when you need him. Everyone just likes that guy. Be like Intercept.
Oh did you meet InterceptSpaceTime ?

Yes i did! He was the most awesome guy lowkey.
by ken7344 November 14, 2025
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Cock Interception

1. Noun. In social situations the act of being unable to talk to a person with whom a man has sensual or romantic interests due to being prevented by a 3rd party whom has the same interests in said man whom does not reciprocate.

2. Verb. The action of preventing a man from speaking to a person of sexual interest to said man by either a gay man, straight woman, or bisexual of the same. Thus prevnting him from speaking to his said person of interest because you have effectively "intercepted" his cock.
"Did you get a chance to tall to Janet last night?"
"No man Suzie kept hitting on me all night, so I wasn't able to""are you into Suzie? ""No man I was just being nice""Mad cock interception bro. That sucks"
by tboy1011 March 10, 2015
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Y-interceptists

Eventually merged religions with the x-interceptists then left, are now the opposing side of the x-interceptists /slope man
When x-interceptists and y-interceptists merged religions they formed slope man the holy mathinity of y-intercept, x-intercept and slope man
I am a part of the y-interceptists and I want to be sacrificed to the vertical line
by IronTrooper January 22, 2020
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Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.
The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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