instatious

Secret; private; classified; confidential

Used as a predicate nominative

Person 1: “Promise me you’ll keep it instatious.”
Person 2: “I promise. I won’t tell anyone.”

by Nasima June 27, 2021

Instaposta

Someone who poses outside fancy hotels, restaurants or bars to promote a fake lifestyle, but isn’t actually a customer.

Jock “oh look Nick went to that fancy new restaurant”
Max “nah mate, he just took a photo outside to make it look like he has”

Jock “oh no Nicks an Instaposta!”

by TheBGF January 19, 2025