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Call That Instagram

by James Dodge May 19, 2020
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Instagram

Adult: SON, GET OFF INSTAGRAM
Teenage Son: Fuck no, how am I supposed to talk to my bae
by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD December 21, 2015
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Instafamous

Instafamous is where women usually suckers guys off of dating sites to follow their Instagram so they get more likes and feel better about themselves. In reality they all post the same exact things and their life isn’t as exciting as they make it seem.
If Instagram were to shut down tomorrow all these women would go from instafamous to instanobody and have to get a real job.
by Unknown reaper7 April 28, 2019
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Instagram Model

Not actually a model, just a wannabe
She was a 7/10 wannabe Instagram Model, probably signed to a joke of an agency like LModelz
by timesupbitchez October 23, 2018
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Instagram Meme

Imagine an app that was like IFunny, but even worse than that piece of shit by 3 times and make its lands more wild and untamable. Remember earrape or that one meme that came out 2 years ago. It's now on someone's "Meme Page" all cropped up with low quality and a caption on the top going "LMAO WHO DID THIS!!!! 😂😂😂".

Basically you have an already shit app your sibling's niece talks about to be an Instahoe. The meme pages are all the same saying a meme slang with a .meme, jpg, etc. Is it original, no you dumb fuck it's all made by 11-16 year olds trying to act like they are hilarious and gets pissed at anyone who says elsewise by attempting to assert his MANLY DOMINANCE!!!
Scum (Really white btw): Hey there my girl what's good.

Girl: Hey how's it going?
Girl (Thinking): Oh fuck, not again with this shit.

Scum: Wanna see my new instagram meme nigga?

Girl: Sure!

*Unessacary earrape meme*

Girl: Listen I can't so this, just fuck you!
by DarkShiiiiieeeet July 6, 2018
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instagram model

a thot who thinks she looks more beautiful by making her ass bigger with photoshop
"i'm a instagram model." "and i'm a proffesional meme creator. Thank you for your respect."
by elmo_is_watching_ya December 29, 2020
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Instagram whore

A man or woman on instagram who takes pictures of themselves almost ass naked and often making their ass, crotch, abs or chest very obvious. They're also very attention seeking and tend to promote each other on their stories.
God damn it, there are so many of these instagram whores flooding my dms, I really need to get off of instagram.
by Iprobablyfuckinghateyou September 30, 2018
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