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Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.
'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation
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inspiration

Perhaps a hundred years ago or more, it was called inspiration. Now it's called plagiarism.
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Invitational

An event or gathering restricted to invited participants

Adj
"an invitational tournament"
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Inspiration4

Inspiration4 was a human spaceflight mission in 2021, operated by SpaceX on behalf of Shift4 Payments CEO Jared Isaacman.
Did you hear about Inspiration4?
Yeah, their views looked amazing!
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illegitimate invitation

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.
J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"
by wordgrl August 5, 2008
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sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.
They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation
by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022
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"Inspiration"

A musicians term for street drugs, usually referring to canabis, LSD or magic mushrooms. When pronounced the speaker may choose to do that quotation thing with there hands.
Dude, the bands been going through a tough time writing new material you don't suppose you could set us up with some "inspiration" do ya'?
by George Evans May 15, 2008
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