investor

A leach. A liar. A manipulator

Andy is an investor . Hes a bitcj

by hawaiionurtab February 5, 2016

life investor

term describing a "sugar daddy" and/or "sugar momma" that sounds less degrading than flat out claiming that person gives you money essentially to breathe and/or end up in compromising situations. Easiest way to decide a girl has a life investor: no job with lots of travel pictures alone i.e. Dubai, expensive purses, shoes, and the words 'public figure' any where on her Instagram.

Friend: Wow Jill, how do you get to take all these vacations and have all of these lovely handbags?? You don't even have a job!

Jill: Easy answer! I found a life investor online and he's all I'll ever need. And no, you won't see any pictures of him, he's wayyyy to camera shy. Plus he's always working so you won't be able to hang out with him.

by blue donk June 29, 2017

Yiddish Investor

1 of 2 Major Types of Alter Ego in Venture Capital

An investor (Typical of an Ashkenazi Jew) who will act aggressively pushy and uncompromising towards an entrepreneur, almost to the point to being offensive/rude, but will ultimately commit funds to kickstart the founder's startup.

A Yiddish Investor is the direct opposite of a WASP Investor

VC: So why should we trust you? Why shouldn't we just fund your competitors? This seems really risky and illiquid, how do you plan to mitigate these factors? We don't really see the potential for an exit in an IPO with this idea at all, what do you think?

Entrepreneur: (Answers Uncomfortably but Truthfully)

VC: ALTHOUGH this seems extremely risky and prone to failure, here is my money nonetheless.

Entrepreneur to his Co-Founder: They may be tough and straight to the point, but we are grateful to have a Yiddish Investor onboard.

~Word created by Woodrow @ Decheque

by Woodrow Sun June 1, 2019

cock investor

A suffisticated woman who makes a substantial living by serial dating wealthy men.

A gold digger

"Hey bro, don't even think of hooking up with that whore. She's a total cock investor."

by Grisslebone February 18, 2009

Incestor

Someone who had sex with their relatives; attracted to their family members; used to sleep with their siblings, parents etc; commits incest; incesting.

Oedipus was a well known incestor.

by Mister definitions February 12, 2018

Investorment

an investor's nature, especially as it permanently affects their investment behavior.

Man I sold that stock during the last market panic and now it's doubled in price... I really need to improve my investorment.

by Charlie Munger June 6, 2019

incestor

It’s an ancestor that’s connected to the family tree multiple times

Jim bo :Hey billy bob what’s with your family tree connecting between your parents and their parents

Billy bob : oh that’s because thems my incestor my mommy and pappy are bruther and sister

by Yupman69420 December 15, 2019