Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome

Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean

by TAC0799 October 7, 2020

indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first

Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?

by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025

Indonesian Mud Slap

When your fucking a fat bitch in the ass and she shits on your dick and you slap it all over her face til she looks black

Landon: I gave lauren rothhandler a Indonesian mud slap last night, her face was all brown!

by landon haas May 21, 2024

indonesian furries

a bunch of disgusting degenerates. The average indonesian furries you met mostly uses stolen protogen PFPs from google and mostly jokes about sex and being a faggot they often send pictures of their penises on NSFW discord servers while they are only 13-15.

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dude 1: yo dat furfag a degenerate he keeps saying that he loved penises n bragging about havin a boyfriend n sum shit he even send a picture of his own penis in discord and attracts a bunch of pedophiles even tho he is only 13 years old!
dude 2: i know. That's what an average indonesian furries does.

by satya987 November 7, 2021

indonesian mittenfucker

The Indonesian mittenfucker is a way to describe an Indonesian man who has more than 8 cats

Hey dude he looks like an Indonesian mittenfucker

by Thundercunter October 15, 2023

Indonesian kevin

this is the name of a cold but kind hearted boy who like to act like they don't care for someone or something but they do secretly a boy with charming handsome face that like to be alone but once you are close with him they're loud and clumsy as a clown

you're like an Indonesian kevin

by Billyve123 November 22, 2021

Indonesian butt pluck

When you perform anole sex then using your fingers to pick up the excess fecal matter then smearing it on her stomach.

After head she let do the indonesian butt pluck.

by Brodythepimp June 15, 2022