Indexting

The typing of text (SMS) messages, esp. on a standard numerical keypad, using only the index finger of one hand. Is a relatively slow method for typing text messages and almost always requires that the cell phone be held in the opposite hand. Common among older cell phone users and possibly a cellular offshoot of the "Hunt-and-Peck" typing method.

Riding with my dad is scary enough, it's even worse when he starts indexting.

by Bearcat40 August 14, 2009

index promise

Index Promise was first created by Jay and Dee on February 04, 2015 . When texting a partner, You are more likely to make a promise. Since the emojis do not carry the pinky emoji to pinky promise though text. We created the index promise 👉👈 And in person It's more exciting because you wrap yours and your partners index fingers and say I index promise and kiss their finger as them yours. It's a way we showed and continue to show love to one another, by making promises like no one ever has.

I index promise👉👈 , We'll see the movie you want to see this weekend.

I index promise👉👈 to love you forever.

You index promised !👉👈

by Jaydan2415 September 24, 2018

misery index

a number that is the sum of the unemployment rate and the inflation rate. It reflects the overall caliber of a country's prior economic management.

The term was coined by Arthur Okun and was inspired by the Phillips Curve.

During the 1980's and '90's, Austria had the lowest misery index in the world. Unemployment rates AND inflation rates were almost nil.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

Indeed indeed

When one indeed doesn't cut it, you must present two in order to emphasise agreement.

J: That's so cool
D: Indeed indeed

by Dev20 February 28, 2019

Indeedaroo

Has the same meaning of indeed but with added flair and bounce.

Indeedaroo

by Some guy who is cool and stuff March 22, 2011

indexblockin

the act of locking up the DBC index for excessive amounts of time by inconsiderate douchebags. Indexblockin people usually leave the index blocked while they are talking on the phone, using their Iphone, dropping stink nuggets, or doucheing out their Vag.

Nolan: Hey Mike can I get in the index to pull a job number?

Rankin: Hang on I'm texting my wife and picking my nose while doucheing my vag hole. I should be done with it in 10 hours

Nolan: Quit being such an indexblockin pussy

by pushupking July 5, 2012

Bird Index

When a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.

The index is calculated = number of females / total score

GM: What's the bird index like down there?

Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.

(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)

by gmach April 3, 2012