it burns my eyes!

what you say when someone farts.

dude #1: Ohh that was a good one
dude #2: damn! It burns my eyes!

by qer December 27, 2009

My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

Obese mid-thirties male with a Michael Cera type stache, man bag and a striped fedora.

Do NOT look across the street Michael, we got a AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

by Australium Gold June 8, 2016

See the worry in my eye

That shows that one does not care; careless, reckless, unconcerned.
A person who does not care; a careless, unconcerned, or indifferent person.
Mid 19th century; earliest use found in Catherine Sedgwick (1789–1867). From (I) don't care.

P1: what you think that person thinks of you?
P2: see the worry in my eye?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 8, 2019

Adam's apple of my eye

Indescribably pleasing, sexually attractive fag. HOT!

Dude1: Wtf, dude? Who's that girl?

Dude2: That's my cousin(gay). He's the Adam's apple of my eye.

by KokoKrunchyRoll December 11, 2011

I typed this with my eye

wow, that must hurt. Make sure you had a clean key board

Guy 1: *Slaps face on keyboard*
Guy 1 "Hey technically I typed this with my eye

by Dead Rad November 24, 2020

My eye ball is moist

moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"

by Dead Rad November 26, 2020