Impeetent

The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.

I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!

by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011

Impedophilia

To stop a Pedophile or reports on one.

If you report on a pedo while there is a live case you maybe guilty of impedophilia. Tommy Robinson (UK) is guilty of reporting on pedophiles. If you set up potential Pedophiles and entrap them. A person that goes out of their way to stop Pedophilia in some way.

by Bowling_Crony July 11, 2019

impedance

the state of being angry, narcissistic, and totally impedic.

he was stewing in his own IMPEDANCE

by TotalImpedance October 14, 2019

Impediosexual

Someone who is attracted to/aroused by complicated things or people.

Ananya is such an impediosexual, good for her at least she's pulcher

by Pulcher May 25, 2020

Impending Doomers

The Generation after Gen Z. The Generation of people born in 2020.

Guy to Friend: 2020 is fucking crazy man!, My girl is gonna have a baby!!!
Friend: *Laughs* DUDE YOUR KID IS PART OF THE IMPENDING DOOMERS!!!!

by UrineOnABiscuit August 24, 2020

Imperdinant

when you send Medusa’s head to Olympus using Hermes express.

“They’ll think you’re imperdinant.” “I am imperdinant.”

by simpingforleovaldez March 3, 2021

impeepee

Being excited to pee,
Or,
Someone who is being abnoxious...

Impeepee! I am so excited!

Ok quit being an impeepee for once.

by loliknowtheentiredictionary May 13, 2021