tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

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by Gimegame December 24, 2024

Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018

Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.

My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.

by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

Impalation

Impalation is the act of being impaled. Impalation causes pieces of your body to exit your pilates.

Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.

by The Best Squirrel Monkey March 14, 2023

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016