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by Gimegame January 2, 2025

Impaled

A funny way of saying someone has been stabbed by a sharp object.

"Oh look at that. I've been Impaled. Hehehe."

by Jman6540 November 10, 2021

tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

Impalation

Impalation is the act of being impaled. Impalation causes pieces of your body to exit your pilates.

Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.

by The Best Squirrel Monkey March 14, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016