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immaculate infection

immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.
I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.
by St. Mary December 31, 2005
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immacula

The girl who is bubbly and fun, but sometimes doesn't know when to stop being silly and when to be serious. Very hard to be mad at, because she will do anything to cheer you up. Usually has a stash of oreos, frosting, and/or skittles in her locker, and is happy to share ;)
Your'e such an immacula. Don't act like you don't have a box of oreos in your locker.
Immacula: Yeah I know, but dont worry, I only eat the cream, to limit myself. Want the cookies?
by DoodleDust May 27, 2015
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immaculate heart

an all-girls, catholic high school in the hollywood hills, that may have a bad rap, but filled with totally hot chicks.
whoa! dude, did you just see that totally hot girl from immaculate heart? she was blazing hot!
by cubs1988 August 31, 2007
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immaculate child

when you have all the symptoms of pregnancy but you are actually NOT pregnant; you are just taking birth control pills. Includes: morning sickness, insane cravings, nausea, back pain, soreness, larger breasts, etc.
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Damn man I'm hungry fo some biscuits, orange soda, and hot dog buns. But I feel mad nauseous. Plus mah boobs hurt."
Twinkie: "OoOo gurl you got knocked up didnt ya?"
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Naw gurl is mah immaculate child."
by miss pimp muffin January 7, 2005
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Immaculate Reception

The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.
My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.

Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?

Immaculate Reception!
by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011
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immaculate conception

An excuse for cheating you can only use once every few thousand years.
Mary swears she wasnt stepping out on Joseph, the child was a miracle birth! It was immaculate conception, not your cousin Tony!
by Another Apostle March 20, 2009
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Immaculate Conception

Miss Pp: God high-key raped me last night and now I’m gonna get pregnant

mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception
by ppgang69 July 31, 2019
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