I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.
by St. Mary December 31, 2005
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Your'e such an immacula. Don't act like you don't have a box of oreos in your locker.
Immacula: Yeah I know, but dont worry, I only eat the cream, to limit myself. Want the cookies?
Immacula: Yeah I know, but dont worry, I only eat the cream, to limit myself. Want the cookies?
by DoodleDust May 27, 2015
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an all-girls, catholic high school in the hollywood hills, that may have a bad rap, but filled with totally hot chicks.
by cubs1988 August 31, 2007
Get the immaculate heart mug.when you have all the symptoms of pregnancy but you are actually NOT pregnant; you are just taking birth control pills. Includes: morning sickness, insane cravings, nausea, back pain, soreness, larger breasts, etc.
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Damn man I'm hungry fo some biscuits, orange soda, and hot dog buns. But I feel mad nauseous. Plus mah boobs hurt."
Twinkie: "OoOo gurl you got knocked up didnt ya?"
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Naw gurl is mah immaculate child."
Twinkie: "OoOo gurl you got knocked up didnt ya?"
Miss Pimp Muffin: "Naw gurl is mah immaculate child."
by miss pimp muffin January 7, 2005
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My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011
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by Another Apostle March 20, 2009
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mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception
mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception
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