Immaculate Snow

When it snows, but there are no visible clouds above you!

I stood outside and feathery snowflakes fell, yet there was blue sky above me. I was told it is called "immaculate snow". Immaculate snow and rain are signs of Spring in the high-desert.

(See also "Immaculate Rain")

Scientific info available at NASA website, astrobiology.
Nobody in the grocery store parking lot seemed to care that the snow was falling from what appeared to be blue sky; likely because "Immaculate Snow" is is a usual sign of Spring in the high-desert.
by sugarrmag March 14, 2011
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Immaculate Cap

It means to cap soooooo much that it’s perfect
Pretty popular girl: I’m so ugly
Popular jock: that’s immaculate cap
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immaculate poop

n. a bowel movement that leaves one's anus perfectly clean, without a spot or a stain such that wiping is unnecessary
Today is going to be a GREAT day! I just took my morning dump and it was an immaculate poop!
by Smoking Chicken April 01, 2005
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immaculate abortion

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.
Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.
by B Ligerati January 11, 2008
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immaculate correction

When I ask someone to help me with something on my computer and just the act of their coming over seems to fix the problem.
I contacted my IT person because I couldn't access the internet on my computer. When they showed up to fix it, before they even did anything, I was able to access the internet. I call that an 'immaculate correction'.
by stella twist October 25, 2013
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Immaculate Production

When a consumer orders a product from a manufacturer and said manufacturer recieves the order, completely looses sight of the order and then is completely amazed when the order resurfaces complete and ready for shipment.
I don't know how Larry's Stamp & Sign couldn't find your order until after it shipped, it must have been Immaculate Production. That happens a lot there.
by disgruntled ho January 06, 2010
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Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.
"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception
by Walter eagle December 17, 2010
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