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Ian

An Ian is an extremely special person. Yes, he's intelligent, witty, sarcastic, sweet and funny. He IS many, many things. He says exactly what he thinks and feels exactly when he wants to. Ian's can be patient so much so he might wait 9 years before revealing his true feelings for someone lucky enough to be the object of his affection. He's addictive like chocolate ~ with you always wanting more. An Ian is a very detail oriented person, he notices everything. Armed with his thoughts and good sized vocabulary women are sure to get moist when speaks. Ian's are very sexual and arouse easily. They crave deep intense sexual interaction with mainly Anime chicks. Ian's have very, very thick cocks and there is huge debate whether carpets and curtains match, but Ian's brush it off and say "you are color blind". Ian's always brighten your day and if you have one in your life... ( kind of like a leprechaun) don't ever let him go.
I love my Ian!
Person 1: omg, her boyfriend is sooo sweet & caring.

Person 2: His name must be Ian.
by old skank December 13, 2018
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Ian

thirsty 14-year old
by ooloow September 18, 2019
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Ian

Go pray to Ian
by Alex the trustworthy September 21, 2018
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Ian

A male name from Scottland, meaning John in English.
by Dorth_Mall May 17, 2018
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Ian

Ian is a burnt pizza 🍕 connoisseur, always on the hunt for a pizza that's burnt to perfection
Hey Luigi!.. Yes Phil. You better crank up the pizza oven for this order, B'cuz it's for Ian, the pizza foodie. He'll be here in 30mins and Lord knows we need them yelp reviews!!!
by Bridgeport's finest March 4, 2021
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Ian

Ian is a very wonderful person. He's insecure about his cock size but that's ok, I'll suck it none the less.
Ian: "what's my name"
Me: "daddy"
by CumSlurper5000 January 14, 2021
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Ian

The name of a type of dude who would rather sit at home wanking than get punani
Damn Ian why are you so lonely
by AccidentalPrecum April 1, 2017
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