Colourful racing identity

"Crook" or "gangster", expressed in a way that won't get you sued for libel, as used mainly in the Australian press.

Colourful racing identity John Gatano today fronted the magistrate's court to answer police allegations about his role in a massive heroin smuggling ring.

by mister_cj June 30, 2009

Isengard

Where they're taking the hobbits!

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard (stupid, fat hobbit)!

by RiLEESMANG June 2, 2009

Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

by GadgetL May 20, 2008

identical twins

identical twin girls(most twins not all, this incudes guys too) are the most loving, spiritual, smart, hot, and caring people you will ever meet. Being a twin is awesome and very lucky because they are definetely a dream bestfriend. Not the typical back stabbing, hypocritical, and turns out to be mean bestfriend all the girls dream of never encountering. As a twin, you think the same and can say the same exact thing at the same exact time(AWESOME!) Also, for all those who talk shit and stereotype twins as bitches and bullies you really have not met twins before because whoever has met twins can tell you so and if you haven't met twins yet, its very cool.

Guy; Hi! Are you girls twins?
identical Twins(at the same time): Yea, identical
Guy: Awesome!

by identical twin(i would know) May 26, 2011

isenberg

A particularly large or inconvenient erection that is quite obvious to those in the area

While I was doing the backstroke at the pool, I got the worst isenberg thinking about the lifeguard. It was like a little periscope!

by boathousesuprise May 27, 2009

taking the hobbits to Isengard

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.

"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011

I sent you some love!

1) sent some money/bling/cheese/cheddar
2) thinking of you, sending regards

Hey Thomas, I owe you some money, so I sent you some love!

by vrath August 1, 2009