intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.
Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.
by Guido1 September 18, 2009
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Joe: my intestines are falling out my anus
Bobo: does it look like i care
by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023
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A by-product of Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting is warm bubbles up your back
by NukeABooty May 10, 2011
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Intestinal Due Diligence

As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far
by Wakahare September 11, 2022
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Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH
I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch
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The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
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