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Divine Intervention

The only effective way of killing a paladin.
*Horde 1* Hey when's the last time you've ganked a paladin?

*Horde 2* Uh...

*Horde 2* Well i saw a paladin use Divine Intervention once, suckaa
by mr nibbles December 22, 2006
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Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.
Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.
by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011
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Roblox Intervention Foundation

Some random group on Roblox with 100k+ members, a parody of the SCP foundation, is a SCP game. A group that is plain.
Guy 1: Ey, you heard about that SCPF shit on Roblox?
Guy 2: Yeah, some shitty organization called the Roblox intervention foundation.
by AfterNetwork July 13, 2020
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Chuck Norris intervention

The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.
I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
by chaibot175 January 9, 2011
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Phatt Intervention

Exercise regularly to get rid of all of the Phatt on your body.
How was your Phatt Intervention? Man that trainer worked my booty off today. Gotta get ready for the family reunion. Can't be lookin all Phatt in my bikini!
by Anesthesia Princess April 24, 2011
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diWine intervention

An act of wine that prevents something bad from happening or causes something good to happen.
That was definitely a diWine intervention when she drank so much wine that she was too drunk to stalk her ex-boyfriend on his date.

Sounds like you need to calm down , relax, and have a diWine intervention.
by Razzie1 April 9, 2019
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dumbass way of saying detention used at Park jr high middle school. It is obtained by getting 3 green slips (stupidest shit ever)
(Teacher): Two more green slips and you get a Behavior Intervention Contract
(Me): stfu
(Teacher): shut your sped ass up
by nevets_ September 9, 2023
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