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Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.
Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.
by E-Dot December 15, 2008
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Independent Women

A woman who pays her own bills, buys her own things, and DOES NOT allow a man to affect her stability or self-confidence. She supports her self on her own entirely and is proud to be able to do so.
Man 1: DAMN I ALWAYS HAVE TO BUY MY GIRL STUFF!!!

Man 2: Sorry i don't know how that feels...i have an Independent Women.

Man 1: WORD? Does she have and independent friend??
by RAQUELLL June 23, 2007
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independent variable

In science, it is the variable that you intentionally change.
In an experiment, Lyndsey has three sunflower plants. They are all given the same amount of sunlight; however, she gives one drop of water to one plant, two drops to another, and no water to the third. Lyndsey's independent variable is the amount of water.
by MisFit1 December 13, 2015
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independent business

A question made by the exam board AQA to fail and confuse innocent year 10 and 11's who revised biology instead received an off topic exam containing drunk 15 year olds and GM mosquitoes
Exam: What is an independent business?
Phil: Oh fuck!
by Jason15300 May 17, 2016
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independent fabrication

A custom made bicycle. They are manufactured in Massachetsets. Aruably the coolest custom bikes around. They come in many colors and have a great paintshop so anything is possible.
I just got my new Indy Fab today. The hot lime to evening blue fade makes your red Cannondale look lame. Plus it rides like butter.
by 7tdf September 5, 2005
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independent-mainstream

Someone who calls them self indie, there for they are not indie, buy indie-mainstream.
"DUDE im so indie, check out this new indie band, they are called The Polyamorous Affair. After i got their new cd i went and bought some tight jeans, a new pair of converse, some big headphones and a new flannel shirt."

"you sound a little independent-mainstream to me"

"no im just really indie, ok well ill talk to you later, im going to go to urban outfitters and think about how to be more indie"
by websternew2 October 28, 2009
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Independent Sorostitute

A girl who is not in the greek system but cannot be called a GDI because of her redeeming qualities of a true sorostitute.
My best friend is an independent sorostitute that dates the pledge master and does his laundry.
by LadyFratterton January 26, 2011
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