I love you I love you I love you

When you love somebody with your heart soul and body you say it three times.

Boyfriend: I love you so much
Girlfriend: I love you I love you I love you

by Errrorr November 15, 2022

I Fart When I Fuck

The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"

Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"

by Keith's Uncle January 1, 2012

I Coordinate, Therefore I Am

The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.

If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus November 27, 2018

And i oop and i oop sskkskskskksksk

a retarted white vsco girl

And i oop and i oop sskkskskskksksk means oh my god save the turtles skksksksksksksks and i oop and i oop skskskskksksk

by amgdres September 5, 2019

I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.

Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus February 21, 2021

i said no i said woah

from jojo song ANEMONE PARTY

SWALLOW FISH REMIND YOU OF A i said no i said woah

by Jungkook's Undies January 7, 2021

I love you, I guess

She is just agreeing with you and doesn't really like you. You need to give her some space and be more there for her than usual. She might be angry and just might wanna be alone. Leave her alone and come back when it is time and feels right. You'll know it when you see it.

Him, "Love you babe ♥♥"
Her, "I love you, I guess"
Him, "What's wrong?"
Her, "It's uh nothing well I have feelings for someone else. I don't want you no more."

by Rikki Sentori December 13, 2022