I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

I can’t breef

The usage of “I cannot breef” (breath) is a colloquial term often used in the African American community when confronted by law enforcement during arrest which indicates guilt while attempting to resist and dissuade arresting party from doing their job.

L-a; call my momma they resting me fo nothin. Make sure you get this on video….”I can’t breef” let me go.

by Reelstepper August 25, 2025

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 12, 2024

I can’t spell

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.

Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass

by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022

Wait i can’t remove definitions?

oh god oh no oh god help

“wait i can’t remove definitions?”
“well oh god oh no oh god”

by anonymous June 28, 2022