Skip to main content

Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire
1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire
by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017
mugGet the Dick Hydrant mug.

Chin like a fire hydrant

The opposite of a glass jaw. The ability to withstand multiple head punches, without getting KO'd or dropped
Chris leban has a chin like a fire hydrant, he's difficult to drop
by Super grammatica July 11, 2014
mugGet the Chin like a fire hydrant mug.

Baby fire-hydrant

When a Momi fire-hydrant and a Dadi fire-hydrant love each other very much they jump on a bed intell a baby fire-hydrant is form
by Donepone June 1, 2018
mugGet the Baby fire-hydrant mug.

Norwegian Fire Hydrant

When just the head of your erect penis pokes out of the bubbles in a bath, resembling a fire hydrant protruding from deep snow.
She asked me for a dick pic so I responded with a photo of the good ol' Norwegian Fire Hydrant.
by cumbeast26 October 17, 2022
mugGet the Norwegian Fire Hydrant mug.

Fire Hydrant Syndrome

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.
I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!
by Gothzilla November 16, 2010
mugGet the Fire Hydrant Syndrome mug.

utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.
tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant
by killemkrew3 April 6, 2011
mugGet the utah fire hydrant mug.

kick the fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied
by SirStephen February 8, 2012
mugGet the kick the fire hydrant mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email