by Hysterically gimped July 21, 2014
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Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.
Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.
John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"
Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"
Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"
by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014
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Hyster: "How dare you call it aurangabad its sambhajinagar :doomercry:"
by galatfehmi May 23, 2023
Get the Hyster mug.A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.
"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
by LexiSays December 2, 2011
Get the Fecal Hysteria mug.New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.
by Angel E Love March 10, 2017
Get the Trump Hysteria mug.Mainstream Media Hysterics is the absolute belief and blind trust people have in Mainstream Media coverage and reporting.
Daniel has a problem in that whatever is so obviously staring him in the face but the mainstream media says otherwise he'd rather trust lies perpetuated by the MSM than his own experience. He's most definitely suffering from M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics). It's really quite sad.
by Za Cosmic Clown June 22, 2022
Get the M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics) mug.That particular kind of humor where, you know, you feel awful for laughing but it's so freakin' funny. Hysterical + terrible = hysterible.
OMG that midget porn was hysterible! I couldn't stop laughing, even though I know I am going to hell for watching it.
by CapnWeasel December 9, 2008
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