dirty hurty

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

timothy hurst

a young rich jigga straight out of scottsdale also known for eating ass and kicking ass

wow i wish i had timothy hurst stature

guy; no you dont

by Bryce Landgraf September 27, 2018

Christian hurst

He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything

Christian Hurst is a dick

by Nigger cunt fucker October 9, 2019

horsty

Stating that someone is a legend

Woo he's some horsty

by Theboppa October 13, 2013

Hirsty

A man with un-rodent like hands.
He is also the best speller in Yorkshire (but can't spell Czechoslovakia)

Fran: "Man, that guy's hands are so un-rodant like!"

Dan: "He's Hirsty. He's the best speller in Yorkshire! It's just a shame he can't spell Czechoslovakia.."

by YorkshireThumbWarKing July 19, 2010

hurst

Someone who defecates in a bush or other shrubbery.

"what are you doing there?"
"he is just doing a hurst"

by noone11111 October 13, 2007

Kaelyn Hurst

A girl that likes to have picnics, but not the kind you're probably thinking of.

-Hey wanna have a picnic?

-No, I'm not a Kaelyn Hurst.

by arrrghar October 28, 2010