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the henderson

The sexual act involving a tarp and anal beads. Anal beads in while the guy is getting a blow job, and right when he cums the anal beads are removed, and his bowels empty all over the tarp. Then the partner rolls around in the feces and commences to other sexual acts.
Person 1: You ready? Gonna put the tarp down.
Person 2: What do we need a tarp for?
Person 1: the henderson, now put these anal beads in
by almosttooboss June 10, 2011
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Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.
by Scott Boose April 17, 2008
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Henderson County High School

A place where one can meet friends, walk by fat chicks having sex under the staircases,and get the thrilling chance to be stuck behind a bunch of loud Africans when you are in a hurry. But the most exciting thing about this magical place is that weird curly headed kids get the chance to have dance battles with Special-Education students so that the loser must vomit after the commencement of the battle. A popular tourist destination.
When I'm bored, I always go to Henderson County High School for fun!
by pseudowoodo208 August 22, 2011
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Palmela Handerson

Rosie Palm's better looking sister.
I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.
by pfrees April 2, 2011
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Henderson

A Henderson is someone that possesses insane amounts of car knowledge and uses it to effectively to drop knowledge-bombs during civil conversations about cars.
Friend 1: "Wow look at those two turbos in that Subaru!"

Friend 2: "Those are hella horns, not turbos, you moron! Wow man..."
Friend 3: "Wow man, you just got Henderson'd!"
by Ghalby February 14, 2017
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handerson

process of giving a handjob, usual up in a lofted bed or nook.

Term keyed by a delta gamma sorority girl who performed it on her boyfriend in a fraternity house bed
Kate gave Billy a vicious handerson yesterday, the whole hallway was shaking!
by B Baldwin May 12, 2009
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Dean Henderson Stans

braindead, deluded, dumb, 0 ball knowledge, WORST fanbase on Football Twitter EVER...
Guy 1: Have you seen Dean Henderson stans LOOOL ??
Guy 2: Yeah LMAO, they're all deluded
by Football Expert December 6, 2021
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