Eye humping

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.

"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"

by Agifofo December 9, 2007

awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

by Mirado January 20, 2009

Hummingbird feeder

A vagina that is literally dripping.

I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.

by Stormy Rottman June 15, 2016

Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

Dry Humping Whore

A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.

Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."

Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."

by Dee-Dub May 26, 2008

Reindeer Humping

The game of going in someone else's yard and awkwardly positioning reindeer to make them look like they are "getting it on"

Man that street got hella reindeer, lets go reindeer humping tonight.

by lilcity321 December 25, 2009

gatho humping

A style of kissing at a Gatho involving excessive dry humping of your partners leg whilst making noisy slurping kissing sound whilst clashing your teeth together.

To be considered Gatho humping it must be carried out in the vicinity of the other Gatho goers and making said goers feel extremely uncomfortable.

Did you see those two freaks Gatho Humping last night?

I really enjoyed Gatho Humping you last night.

Man I was so wasted last night I hope I didn't engage in any Gatho Humping.

by LTLFTC September 24, 2017