Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety
"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"
by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008
Get the humpbacked swamp donkey mug.Humofact (noun) - describes what was said by someone to be not clear weather it was just humor or a fact. People often joke around about things that actually are true, but don't want to say straight forward. After a humofact other person, or group of them is left in unknowingness weather it was truth for a fact with a funny side to it, or was it just a joke that is not the truth at all.
It's fun to give people such humofacts for them to think about themselves. Much can be said through humofacts, while still hiding something.
It's fun to give people such humofacts for them to think about themselves. Much can be said through humofacts, while still hiding something.
-Oh this is such a nice gift, where did you get this?!
-I stole it, hehehe.
-Really? you stole it?
-I won't tell weather it is true or is this just a joke. It's humofact for you, dear.
-Oh well...
-So, Dexter, what do you enjoy doing on your free time?
-Killing serial killers, usually. (this part was true, but told as a joke - that's why it's humofact.)
-Yeah sure.. It's fine with me if you don't want to tell. Want to go to concert this weekend?
-Michael, what is this ring, is this like a wedding ring?
-No, I just spend my months payment for it, and no it is not a wedding ring. -Was said with a following smile, and silence afterwards.
-Are you joking? That's one more of your humofacts...
-I stole it, hehehe.
-Really? you stole it?
-I won't tell weather it is true or is this just a joke. It's humofact for you, dear.
-Oh well...
-So, Dexter, what do you enjoy doing on your free time?
-Killing serial killers, usually. (this part was true, but told as a joke - that's why it's humofact.)
-Yeah sure.. It's fine with me if you don't want to tell. Want to go to concert this weekend?
-Michael, what is this ring, is this like a wedding ring?
-No, I just spend my months payment for it, and no it is not a wedding ring. -Was said with a following smile, and silence afterwards.
-Are you joking? That's one more of your humofacts...
by Vaidas Sarce January 14, 2012
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by wile September 8, 2013
Get the Humper Bumper mug.A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.
by cruznsquaw June 12, 2003
Get the wallet humper mug.Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!
You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
by Savagemylads November 30, 2018
Get the blanket humper mug.The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.
This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.
This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.
Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.
by senorguitarra September 26, 2011
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